BACKYEEEEAAAAHHHH! YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
Bind on ur seats . here r some kooolllest jokes of the town
what do you do when mr.foolish throws a hand grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back.
what do u do when mr.foolish throws a pin at you?
runnnnnnnnn....... he's got the grenade in his mouth.
yaaaaaahhhhaaaaa!!!!!
why can't """"dhakans""" dail 911?
they cannot find eleven on the phone.
santa singh was walking along, when
he looked up 2 observe a bird flying
overhead.suddenly,the bird dropped a load
when it was directly over him. santa singh
said,"good thing that co's don't fly."
guest: waiter! there's a fly in my soup.
waiter: would u prefer it 2 be served seperately?
hoooooohooohhhooo!!!!!
why is mr.forgetful the best secret agent in the world?
because even under torture he can't
remember what he has been assigned to.
did u hear about mr.bhondu who signed
all his cheques so no one else could
use it if he lost his chequebook.
heeeeeeheeeehh!!!!!!
"we're almost there",said santa singh
to banta singh. "see those 2 houses
over there.... mine's the one in the middle!"
"oh, look at that deadbird." lalu looked
skywards and said "where,where?"
why does mr.bhondoo keep empty bottles in his fridge?
they r for those who don't drink.
hooooooooooooooo!!!!
patient: doctor, doctor, I have only 59 seconds to live.
doctor: wait a minute,please